You have the right to remain silent, so please... SHUT UP!
There's this thing called a "life".... Get one.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich! (not really, I just thought the quote was funny.)
You're just jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
Don't make me get my flying monkeys!
Keep staring.... I might do a trick!
Your boyfriend thinks I'm hot.
What does this button do?
(Famous Last Quote)
Why do they report power outages on T.V.?
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Never argue with a fool; he might be doing the same thing.
Free puppies:
1/2 cocker spaniel
1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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You know you're stressed when you can hear mimes.
Only in America do people order large fries, double cheeseburgers, and a diet coke.
You've had too many cokes when you don't sweat, you carbonate.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
I wonder where the mother bear is.
(Famous Last Words)
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Nah, he's probably just hibernating.
(Famous Last Words)
